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« on: August 15, 2017, 04:03:11 pm » |
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John: The following match is scheduled for one fall... AND IS FOR THE SEX & VIOLENCE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! PER THE ORDER OF ALEXANDER STRYFE...
Pause.
John: KYLE KILMEADE IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!
Cheers from the Oracle Arena, applause, a twenty-something year old neckbeard dabbing his eyes from nearly crying in joy.
The arena falls dark as the opening of “Blonde, Bad and Beautiful” by Airbourne plays, Kelly explodes upward out of the middle of the stage as though shot out of a cannon, landing a perfect front somersault in a shower of blue sparks. The girl is joined by Christian Kincaid on the stage. Turning to face her husband, she turns to face him, giving him a big hug as she plants a kiss to his lips. As the music starts to pick up pace once more she starts to run toward the ring, performing a quick cartwheel into a handspring before sliding into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Using the momentum to her advantage, the former acrobat forward rolls to her feet and leaps onto the middle rope. She springboards off the ropes into a backflip and heads towards the corner. The former acrobat runs straight up the pads. Stopping on the top turnbuckle she blows a kiss to the fans and corkscrew flips back to the mat, facing the middle of the ring as she lands.
John: From Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York, 5’5” tall, weighs 115lbs and is accompanied to the ring by Christian Kincaid. Please welcome...KELLY KINCAID!!!
Dante: Tonight in Oakland that woman right there hopes to secure herself and SVW championship for the second time. She just has to get past an Empress to do it. Someone who has been in the ring with both women in the past... “Killer C”.
Caroline: That I have Dante, but these two are far from strangers each other as it is as they are about to show.
Two sea eagle cries are heard before "Rise" hits the sound system. Mika Demidov walks through the entrance gate when the song makes its halt to come back with a stronger beat. Right before the entrance aisle, she raises the SVW Championship belt up high, and white, blue and red pyros shoot behind her back, and presenting her title to the crowd.
John: And her opponent... From Saint Petersburg, western Russia... The DEFENDING SVW Champion... MIKA DEMIDOV!
She then treks down the entrance aisle, still with the championship belt high, showing it off to the crowd without even giving them a glance, before walking up the steel steps leading into the ring. She enters the square passing between the mid and bottom ropes and, once inside, she climbs a random turnbuckle, taunting the crowd by basically screaming smack at them. She takes her sweet time to let the crowd know it's HER name on the championship's nameplate, her taunting getting drowned out by the boos. She then plants a kiss on the main plate and leaps back into the ring, facing her opposition across the ring.
Dante: Has there ever been an SVW champion as boastful as Mika Demidov?
Caroline: ...Kelly’s right there. Dante. Look I mean both women know how good, how talented they are. No short of confidence, no short on talent, no short of backing it up. It’s what makes them clash so much. If they actually aligned, we’d all be outright screwed.
DING! DING! DING!
Angela Rocca proceeds over the match as the SVW Champion begins to walk around the ring, her eyes locked on The Acrobat. The Empress waved her on, daring her to come get it. Unfortunately she didn’t need to tell Kelly twice as Kincaid took off after her and sailed through the ropes as Mika pulled the first down! The champion immediately started tapping her temple, feeling obviously proud at seeming to get one over on Kelly... But the crowd cheering tipped Mika off as she turned around to see Kelly laying atop the barricade with a yawn, landing perfectly on it. Mika sneers slightly before walking towards a far corner and leaning to take a seat as she stares at Kelly who rolls back into the ring.
Dante: Kincaid already showing off that acrobatic capability and Mika is far from a fan but it looks like we’re finally going to get a match here.
Caroline: I don’t think that was anything but Kelly saying ‘All that crap before that you do? That ain’t working here’.
Finally both women are in the ring and although they immediately go in for a lock up Kelly keeps a firm grasp of Mika’s arms and uses her as a swing, making both women snap inside out with Kincaid mounting her on the top before attacking her with a flurry of fists raining down on the face of the SVW champion. Kelly rolls backwards, crouching down as Demidov stands up before Kincaid quickly leaps onto her and flings her towards the turnbuckle with a monkey flip that sends Mika’s legs hooking around the rope and taking a thump on the back of the head with a turnbuckle. Kelly runs towards the opposite rope and baseball slides to knock Mika’s block off but The Empress pushes herself off the ropes as Kelly pulls herself up, quickly kicking her HARD as she can in the abdomen before feeding her through the ropes. She lets her hang by her feet in an elevated position before hammerlocking her arm and spiking her head in the mat!
Dante: Elevated GOLDEN BUSTER off the bat and Mika trying to polish this one off as quickly as possible!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTTHHH-KICKOUT!!
Kincaid has a hand on the back of her head, wincing as she kicks out but the SVW champion is right back on the offensive and wraps her arms around one of Kelly’s, quickly pulling her back into a hammerlock and forcing her down to her knees with Mika behind her. She licks her chops and begins to kick in the back of the Acrobat’s head, a few mincing blows before kicking harder now, and harder again. She doesn’t seem to get the effect she’s locking her arms around the waist of Kincaid and hefting her upward, looking for a german suplex and dropping Kincaid right on the back of her neck. The champion looks to celebrate the maneuver, outstretching her arms with pride... As Kelly kips up from behind her and makes a motion of popping her neck. Looking proud of herself, the SVW champion turns around... Only to get face to face with Kelly, smiling.
Caroline: Kincaid takes a vicious DDT and an explosive german suplex and she’s welcoming another hit from Mika. She’s begging for one!
Dante: It looks as though the champion is going to oblige her!
Demidov sneers and goes for a standing big boot but Kelly nimbly dodges the strike and rebounds off the ropes to catch her with a spinning european uppercut. She dodges one of Mika’s own in favor of another before dodging one more and immediately getting her wrist grabbed and irish-whipped to the corner before Mika follows after. The Acrobat however isn’t about to get caught flat footed as she runs right up the turnbuckle and does a front flip before dropkicking Mika in the back of the head, sending her chest and face face into the turnbuckle...Kelly’s back up as Mika is up and only gets two steps out of the corner before Kincaid dropkicks her right back in it, sending the back of her head to smack the turnbuckle and lay out in a daze! The Oracle Arena cheers as Kelly cartwheels from the opposite corner, into a handspring, and finishing with a low-elbow smacking Mika in the face as Kelly slides out of the ring!
Dante: Kelly taking Mika down a few pegs and now she’s climbing right up top!
Caroline: That’s how Kincaid gets you. In one moment she’s suddenly a blonde blur tearing you up from any and all sides.
The Empress crawls on all fours a few inches out of the corner as she pushes herself up onto her feet, a hand on the back of her neck as Kelly has already scaled the top rope she’s got her eyes on Mika, waiting... Waiting just moments for her to turn around, for her to look back. As Mika stands up on her own two feet finally she seems to realize the immediate problem of Kelly nowhere in front of her and IMMEDIATELY rolls out of the ring, shaking her head. She turns to Demidov and comes down on her with a top rope lungblower, crushing her chest against her knees and knocking the air out of The Empress! She goes down as Kelly pulls herself up with the apron before grabbing her by the head and rolling her into the ring before going after her with the pin!
Dante: TOP ROPE LUNGBLOWER FROM THE OUTSIDE AND DOWN GOES THE CHAMPION!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
KICKOUT!!
The Oracle Arena doesn’t seem too surprised by that. The extra few moments The Empress had to recoup her stamina, afforded to her being outside. She has an arm up in the air still however, looking up at the lights as Kelly rolls off of her and drags her by one arm over to the center of the ring before she quickly wraps her legs around the left arm and neck of the champion, focusing however on the arm and wrist. She grabs the champion’s fingers and begins to bend them backward, causing undue agony on the Empress as she continues to bend her fingers back in this unique submission hold. Rocca slides into place and asks Mika if she wants to quit, causing the Russian grappler to shake her head furiously. She begins to kick her feet up, one after the next before the same to roll sideways and lay on top of Kelly with her shoulders on the mat!
Dante: Kincaid with... What looked like a sort of triangle hold from a headscissor but only using it to do as much damage as possible to the champion’s arm. I... Was that a weaker version of the SAFETY NET?
Caroline: Not weakened Dante. Focused. Focused on damaging Mika’s arm.
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOO---NNNOOO!!
Kelly immediately lets go of the hold as both women roll up to their feet as Kelly leaves her feet to execute a dropsault but Mika pulls away at the last moment to let Kelly get a full rotation, so she can let her land square into a european uppercut! Kincaid rolls on the mat in pain as Mika drags her towards the ropes and and feeds her through the ropes again, this time however hitting her with a rope hanging arm drag... Out of the ring! The moment Mika is out of the ring she grabs Kelly by the back of the head with a second gear of malice flings her physically towards the barricade! The loud thump echoes as Kelly writhes before Mika comes up on her and the Empress stomps down on her chest before doing it again! She begins walking to soak in the boos that the crowd throws at her before she grabs Kincaid by the blonde locks as Rocca continues counting! She flapjacks Kelly onto the barricade before the Empress laughs darkly and slides back into the ring to restart the count before coming back.
Caroline: I think we’ve gone from Mika getting slapped around from Kelly to The Empress having only the want to pick The Acrobat apart.
Dante: One could argue that with Kyle not at ringside, this makes the champion more dangerous, more prone to violence rather than someone to make observations for her.
The Oracle Arena boos at Mika as she takes a bow before looking out to them, a shit-eating grin written all over the champion’s face. She turns back to the ring and reaches for Kelly’s hair but... She seems to catch that Kelly is once again gone. This time she doesn’t have the foresight of getting immediately out of dodge, instinctively looking up and getting a corkscrew crossbody that comes down on her and wipes her out! The champion gets rolled right into the ring and the moment she’s up she catches a basement enzuigiri to the jaw that wakes her up right into a spinning heel kick that knocks her down as Kelly catches her with a standing moonsault! This wakes her back up as Kelly gets her in an armbar and twists her wrist before walking up on the ropes. She stops in the middle and kicks Mika right in the shoulder before springboarding into a somersault neckbreaker, grabbing both Mika’s arm and head for the ride!
Dante: UNSAFE RELEASE!!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTHHHREE---!!
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KICKOUT!!
Caroline: That woman. Is. Pissed.
Kelly NEARLY has the three there but Mika shoves her off! The second Kincaid is up she’s running towards the ropes, likely for more insane aerial based offense but even with her left arm aching her, the SVW champion seems to have had enough of that shit as she wraps her arms around Kincaid’s waist and spikes her on the back of her head with a nasty german. THAT slows down Kelly for a second as the champion immediately grabs her by the head and forces her to her knees only to slap her in the jaw. She does it again, a sneer on her face before she takes off and comes rebounding looking to catch her with a european uppercut but Kincaid The Acrobat catches her with a Tilt-A-Whirl into her own Asai DDT! Mika looks a little bit put on pause as she climbs up to lean against the corner. Kincaid takes off, doing a cartwheel into a handspring but Mika ducks with vicious precision and hand Kelly on her shoulders in powerbomb position! Kincaid attempts to hurricanrana her way out of this, but Mika swings her back up and then catches her with an Alley Oop that sends Kincaid face first into the turnbuckle!
Dante: Kincaid nearly getting hit with a Soviet Burial, tries to counter and gets a Reverse Powerbomb for her troubles!
Kelly doesn’t fall away however, hanging on the second rope as Mika runs towards her and pops her head between her legs, once again setting her up in powerbomb position. It looks though she’s yet again going for the Soviet Burial and takes a running start for the lift into the falling facebuster but this time Kincaid catches her with the hurricanrana! Mika drops onto her back and stands up right into getting a running big boot that folds her inside out! The Empress looks glazed over as she might be seeing multiples of The Acrobat. She gets a few steps up as Kelly takes off for her! She leaps high, looking for a leg lariat... But even through the attacks on her arm, Mika takes all that weight of Kelly on her shoulder yet again but this time she shoves her away in the air and brings her down with a vicious thud, completing the powerbomb lift facebuster! Christian winces at ringside as Kelly gets dropped, Mika quickly flipping her over with a mad smile on her face as she hisses at Rocca to count!
Caroline: SOVIET BURIAL! She wasn’t going to bother lifting Kelly after all that damage to her arm. Instead she kept bobbing and waiting for Kelly to land on her shoulders until she could hit it. THIS is how well they know each other Dante.
Dante: Too well but it looks as though it didn’t pay out for Kelly!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTHHHREE---!!
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KICKOUT!!
Mika looks less than pleased by this and immediately rolls out of the ring to get a chair. Quite literally she goes and immediately scoops up a chair, telling Youle to move before she grabs one. Christian however doesn’t stop her... Primarily because she does this so wildly that Rocca spots her and grabs it from her... That seems to be what Mika wanted however as while Rocca turns her back and throws the chair to the ground, Mika punts Kelly right between the legs because well... I don’t care who you are, that shit would really hurt, just some more than others. The second Rocca turns around, Mika has Kelly in a side headlock, her face sneering a she continues to squeeze, continue to put on the hold and severely slow the match down to a crawl, not allowing Kincaid to wrestle her speed as she pulls herself back from the crash landing of the powerbomb lift facebuster. Kelly begins to slowly lift her fingers to try and break the headlock, forcing Mika to engage her in a wrist lock... Bending Kelly over in a bridge, her head and her feet planted before Kincaid slowly rises and now twists Mika’s wrists, forcing her to assume the same position.
Caroline: Both women, doing some chain wrestling here. Mika doing this primary to keep Kelly from going the type of breakneck pace she’s best with.
Dante: Kincaid can chain wrestle with the best of them but Mika would rather meet her in the pace she can get her best.
Kincaid pops her hips when Mika’s up, hooking her legs around her neck and bringing her to the mat as she gets her in a seated legscissor around the throat... Before she slowly unwinds and shifts, immediately laying on her stomach but keeping the champion in the same hold. Mika slips her head away and catches Kelly at the last second with a european uppercut but this is a mincing one and less luster behind it. Kelly returns fire before kicking her knee out! Kincaid goes for a knee to the head but Mika blocks it and catches her with a stand-up headbutt that makes Kincaid turn around as Demidov hooks her arms around The Acrobat’s and hefts her forward on her back in a move that goes full from a backslide pin to having more in common with a backslide driver as Kincaid’s head spikes the mat viciously and her legs hang in the air and Mika gets the pin!
Dante: RUSSIAN SUPLEX! THAT HAS TO BE THE END OF IT! THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!
Caroline: Rocca slides in!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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KICKOUT!!
Mika springs off and pulls on her locks in fury, getting right in Rocca’s face and telling her off that it had to be a three count! The Empress and SVW champion looks as though she’s about had it at this point and is near the ropes with Rocca, continuing to mouth off at her! Kelly stands herself up, weakly and takes off for the ropes at the last second and springs into a disaster kick... That Mika makes her miss by pulling Rocca in for it! Rocca gets cracked in the head and drops to the mat as Kelly’s eyes are in shock before they roll in the back of her head as Mika blasts her head first into the turnbuckle and then a superkick in the jaw! Both Rocca and Kincaid are down as The Empress stares down at The Acrobat before dragging her into the center of the ring. She rolls out of it and grabs that fallen chair... Staring at it. Christian goes to reach for Mika to stop her but she swings at him and nearly takes his head off before she puts unfolds the chair and feeds Kelly’s leg through it... And then Mika begins to ascend the top rope.
Caroline: ...Demidov. Don’t do this. You’re trying to take a woman’s career from her.
Dante: Rocca is out cold and Mika... Mika is scaling the top and looking to... I think hit a double foot stomp on Kelly’s leg on that unfolded ladder! She may end her career right here!
Mika stands up, takes aim and... Looks back to see Samara emerging through the curtain! The crowd cheers as the Berkshire Brawler takes off for the ring and goes to reach for the chair! She stops however as Mika jumps down and begins yelling her down, telling her what she thinks she’s doing! Her attention however is taken away from Kelly who has removed her foot from the chair and stands behind Demidov as Rocca begins to come to, staring dazed at the crowd... The SVW champion gets turned right around from yelling at Samara...
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INTO A HEADLOCK DRIVER ON THE FOLDED CHAIR!
Caroline: CLIPPED WINGS ON THE CHAIR!!
Dante: Mika’s down and Kelly’s kicking the chair out of the ring! Rocca’s going for the count!
OOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
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TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
DING! DING! DING!
John: HERE IS YOUR WINNER... NEW... TWO TIME SEX & VIOLENCE WRESTLING CHAMPION... KELLY KINCAID!!
Dante: That was a very impressively wrestled match from both women but the moment Mika went to get that chair was where things seemed to go south. Once Samara came out... Well...
Christian rolls into the ring and hands his wife the SVW championship as the Oracle Arena cheers for how things end here. Kelly hugs the title to her frame as her journey has finally come to an end for recapturing the championship. Samara looks at her former friend in silence as Mika is still staring up at the lights, slowly sitting up as the crown of her head where Kelly dropped her has began bleeding, the red inking... Trickling down into her blonde hair and in a line down her face as she stares... Wordlessly at Samara.
Caroline: ...Congratulations go to Kelly here on getting the SVW title but uh... I have a feeling that there’s going to be hell to pay between Mika and Samara but that may have to wait... With The Midas Touch upon us.
The last image is that of Kelly throwing the title around her shoulder as her husband and Rocca both raise her arms.Christopher Came to Fight“Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow Die not, poore death, nor canst thou kill mee” The lights dim down as “Clickety Clack” by Sage Francis begins to overtake the Oracle Arena. The capacity crowd rise to their feet Christopher Kane, hands taped up, steps out from the back. Avery is nowhere to be seen with him as he begins to walk to the ring. A few hands get slapped before he runs, sliding into the squared circle. The lights come back to normal as he has a microphone goes into his hand. Christopher: Extreme Prejudice. My first time back in SVW since becoming a free man. The first SVW show since my tenure as part of the Worthy has ended. Lucky for me I was over in Japan for the last few days so I was able to get some freedom just a little early and that’s why I didn’t do this on our last Aggression. I’ve been promising this for a couple of weeks and I don’t want to waste anymore time. Sunny, get the fuck out here. All eyes go the entry way as Christopher keeps yelling in the microphone. Christopher: I know you’re here, Sunny. You’re in the Midas Touch later. If you don’t come out now, I will ensure you’re out of that match in a heartbeat at number one. I don’t care if I get fined, but get your ass to this ring right now, you chickenshit! Mic drop as the crowd roars. He paces back and forth waiting for Sunny to exit from the back. No such luck as a few moments pass by. The crowd boos but begin to get back to their feet as Gouken comes out from the crowd! The beast of the Worthy stands outside of the ring as Christopher sees him on the tron screen and runs to the ropes flying out with a tope con hilo taking both men down! No one is sitting as Christopher rains down rights and lefts on Gouken. The size of Gouken is too much for the high flyer to contain in a straight fight as the monster throws Christopher off. Kane lands back first on the apron drawing a few groans from the crowd in the process. The brash Kane holds his back and howls in pain, Gouken getting back to his feet to adjust his mask. He grabs Christopher and throws him back in the ring and follows suit. Christopher keeps rolling around as the Demon of SVW pulls him back up. Gouken has Christopher up and runs to the turnbuckles, powerbombing him right on the top buckle! A few people scream feeling the pain they just witnessed. Gouken picks Christopher back up and hits the Fall from the Sky to a chorus of boos. The jeers grow louder as Sunny Kyoun comes out from the back with the Adrenaline Title in tow. Gouken keeps his boot on the chest of Christopher as Sunny slides into the ring. The Demon of SVW pulls Christopher back up, Sunny dropping the belt as he does so. Kyoun smiles as she hits the Kick Super! Kane crumbles to the mat but Sunny isn’t quite done. She pulls the limp body of her former servant and grins. In one swift motion, Sunny dumps Christopher on his head with his own Untitled Finale Omega. The crowd is near rabid in their hate watching Sunny pick her title back up, leaving the ring with Gouken. Avery sprints out from the back to check on her husband as the duo from the Worthy leave her alone. Medical personnel also come out from the backstage area to check on Kane’s condition as Sunny watches from the top of the stage area, still smiling. She pats Gouken on the chest as they head to the back with the damage more than done. Melissa: The Worthy and Sunny have broken Christopher Kane again, Dante. I know he wants retribution for his 60 days in the Worthy among the other crimes they have committed against him, but good god, he might be hurt! Dante: It’s his own fault. He came out here alone and didn’t expect this? His foolish pride will be his undoing. Sunny Kyoun is way too smart to fall for his childish games and we’ve seen this for a year now. Sunny Kyoun and the Worthy will continue to own Christopher Kane. The EMTs attempt to get Christopher on a stretcher but he shoves them off and tries to get up under his own power at ringside, collapsing and attempting to get back up, screaming at them to get the fuck away. Eventually, the second generation wrestler is able to stand on his own two feet, holding his neck and makes his way to the back.
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